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Fishbowl rebellion.

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

'Let's not go by the book.'

Copycats

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Seagiraffes

' A good idea '

My First Camera

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

Dog Walking Services

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"She's been so creative lately."

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

"You left this on our ship."

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Empty box of ideas

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Hair Crop Circle

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'