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'So much for the wheel - Now to invent the CASINO!'

"There's got to be a better way to hunt horses!"

Scientists find a giant plug in the ocean - 'I don't know what it means either, but for Pete's sake don't touch it!'

"My thinking was a little too far outside the box."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'Let's not go by the book.'

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"What's a patent?"

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

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"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

'I told you it would be useful.'

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"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

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'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

"You left this on our ship."

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"Hmmm ... that's interesting. Now, what about ideas that don't suck - do you have any of those?"

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

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"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

'Can our software do that?'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Empty box of ideas

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

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