Innovative Thinkers T-Shirts

'And here's our new and improved version.'

'To help our brainstorming, John's going to bang his drum and scream at the top of his lungs.'

'I've got it! -- chocolate-covered birth control pills!'

Boss about employee: 'He has a spark of genius, but he also has ignition problems.'

'I'm gonna go.... Where no cow has gone before!'

'For cryin' out loud, would it bankrupt us to buy a new remote?!'

Hamsters Used to Increase Cyclist's Speed

"Turns out math class isn't the place for innovative thinking!"

"Get lost. Besides, who ever heard of Girl Scout manicotti?!"

Eskimo child sells lemonade icees in the arctic north.

A better way to sweep the floor.... just shuffle!

'When I need to think better, I just step outside.'

'...some of these ideas are getting a little creepy.'

'Car wash.'

'I'd like 2 pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other one with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

Seagiraffes

Apples for sale

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

My First Camera

Dog Walking Services

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

"You left this on our ship."

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Fishing Tales

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

Use your imagination.

Hair Crop Circle

'We earn extra money by renting out your office at night.'

Alien Snowmen

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'