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'You know this game will work so much better when we invent paper and scissors...'

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"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

'We earn extra money by renting out your office at night.'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

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'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

"He was a sea rescue."

'I've found a way to improve on light beer!'

"Are you sure you want to present your ideas in the form of an airplane?"

"I'm Necessity and this is my son, Invention."

'Does it bother anyone else that our entire business is based on one questionable product?'

Had enough of the box.

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Innovation & Calculation

"You may now kiss the bride."

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

"You always get to be the therapist! I never get to be the therapist!"

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Before the development of the microchip, attempts to build a laptop computer were largely unsuccessful.

Business Meeting

"Gentlemen, may I present our company's future. A buggy whip... with Bluetooth!"

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Foxhole - digging robot

"Caption contest"

'Please Henderson - Not another one of your bright ideas!'

No, no, Grok, we love your creative voice! Ort is just here to do a little punch-up.

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

"I hear he's taking an experimental drug called, 'It Ain't Over Till It's Over.'"

"We're going to have to think outside the box to boost sales, minion."