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"I'm not doubting that it does the job well. All I'm saying is that it might be a little more than is actually necessary."

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

"Any questions?"

Elfie Stick

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

"We don't talk anymore."

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

'Does it bother anyone else that our entire business is based on one questionable product?'

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

Technological Dependence.

"You may now kiss the bride."

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."

Before the development of the microchip, attempts to build a laptop computer were largely unsuccessful.

"Gentlemen, may I present our company's future. A buggy whip... with Bluetooth!"

Foxhole - digging robot

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

'Great idea, Philpott. Wish you'd thought of it.'

Kiwi Ingenuity

No, no, Grok, we love your creative voice! Ort is just here to do a little punch-up.

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'

"Get out here Phil! The outside ideas are far better than the inside ones were!"

"Okay, who's been messing with the copy machine?"

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

Academics at the Beach: Professor Stints wears his patented total sun-blocking suit.