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'Well here's your problem - the wheel hasn't been invented yet.'

"I'm waiting for them to work out the bugs first,"

'It may not be a perfect wheel, but it's a state of the art wheel.'

'We need to invent some kind of health and safety procedure to go with this thing.'

Self-driving sled

'But this is the way we've always done it.'

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

'Here's your wheel -- Now, would you be interested in purchasing a service contract?'

"Hello, 9-1-1...my self-driving car has locked the doors and won't let me out."

'Look -- Oog has invented whiplash!'

Before the development of the microchip, attempts to build a laptop computer were largely unsuccessful.

"Honey! The surgeon's drone is here to perform your surgery."

"Gentlemen, may I present our company's future. A buggy whip... with Bluetooth!"

This new technology is amazing!

Caveman to wheel inventor: 'Nice invention - how do you boot it up?'

'We'll need someone to come up with a manual.'

"Little Joey invented the one-click rubout."

"It's the new self-driving model."

"Transformers!"

"I've solved our chip shortage."

"Have you met Harris? We made him with the new 3D printer."

"Why didn't you tell me the competition was making monsters with 3-D printers at less that half the cost?"

Academics at the Beach: Professor Stints wears his patented total sun-blocking suit.

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Early Brain Research Conducted At Bell Telephone Co.

"Alexander Bell? Louis Daguerre here - I have an idea that may enhance your telephone invention...!"

"According to my PDA's global positioner, I'm right where I should be."

'Why don't you look at ME that way?'

'I put my entire office into my cellphone.'

A high tech spider with a Velcro web.

"You're always coming up with such great ideas."

'I wish you'd invent something practical, like odor-eaters!'

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"I think we should call it 'The Poo.'"

'I just invented it and already there's a department formed to regulate it.'