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'Well here's your problem - the wheel hasn't been invented yet.'

"I'm waiting for them to work out the bugs first,"

'It may not be a perfect wheel, but it's a state of the art wheel.'

'We need to invent some kind of health and safety procedure to go with this thing.'

Self-driving sled

'But this is the way we've always done it.'

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

'Here's your wheel -- Now, would you be interested in purchasing a service contract?'

"Hello, 9-1-1...my self-driving car has locked the doors and won't let me out."

'Look -- Oog has invented whiplash!'

Before the development of the microchip, attempts to build a laptop computer were largely unsuccessful.

"Honey! The surgeon's drone is here to perform your surgery."

"Gentlemen, may I present our company's future. A buggy whip... with Bluetooth!"

This new technology is amazing!

Caveman to wheel inventor: 'Nice invention - how do you boot it up?'

'We'll need someone to come up with a manual.'

"Little Joey invented the one-click rubout."

"It's the new self-driving model."

"Transformers!"

"I've solved our chip shortage."

"Have you met Harris? We made him with the new 3D printer."

Academics at the Beach: Professor Stints wears his patented total sun-blocking suit.

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Early Brain Research Conducted At Bell Telephone Co.

"Alexander Bell? Louis Daguerre here - I have an idea that may enhance your telephone invention...!"

"According to my PDA's global positioner, I'm right where I should be."

'Why don't you look at ME that way?'

'I put my entire office into my cellphone.'

A high tech spider with a Velcro web.

"You're always coming up with such great ideas."

'I wish you'd invent something practical, like odor-eaters!'

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'I just invented it and already there's a department formed to regulate it.'