Innovation Geeks Gifts

"I'm not doubting that it does the job well. All I'm saying is that it might be a little more than is actually necessary."

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

"Any questions?"

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Elfie Stick

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"We don't talk anymore."

'Does it bother anyone else that our entire business is based on one questionable product?'

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

Technological Dependence.

"You may now kiss the bride."

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

Evolving Changes in Medical Lingo

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

Before the development of the microchip, attempts to build a laptop computer were largely unsuccessful.

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."

"Gentlemen, may I present our company's future. A buggy whip... with Bluetooth!"

Kiwi Ingenuity

Foxhole - digging robot

No, no, Grok, we love your creative voice! Ort is just here to do a little punch-up.

I have plenty of work harder bees. Get me more work smarter bees.

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

'Great idea, Philpott. Wish you'd thought of it.'

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'

A robot is in hospital, he has a card saying 'get welded soon.'

The inventor of the Slip 'n Slide becomes a father.

"I am using my GPS, but I spilled coffee on it which is why I'm really lost."

"Okay, who's been messing with the copy machine?"