Innovation Nerd Gifts

Eco-car - "We've put the exhaust on the inside!"

"Labor Shortage? Why don't we just clone our employees"

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

It's a new invention called "language." It will revolutionize the communications industry!

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'Let's not go by the book.'

The Computer Bore

"What's a patent?"

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

'I told you it would be useful.'

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

Outer Space Outsourcing

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

'Can our software do that?'

Empty box of ideas

Satya Nutella

Bright idea

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

Walking Luggage.

Eureka!

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

Creative department

A business that thinks alike...sinks alike.

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Early cyborg.

WiFi Signals