Innovation Junkie Gifts

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Our goal is to develop killer apps for the new web paradigm, but until that goal is reached we will continue to make the best damned solid waste disposal systems on the planet."

"It's great, the system is linked to a GPS satellite and points the carrot automatically towards my destination..."

'The next big thing is ultra nano.'

'This type of injury wasn't so common, before the invention of the wheel. '

'The new helium airbag was a mistake.'

'I hunt and I gather. I invented multitasking.'

'Finally - an alternative source of energy!'

'So that's his secret.'

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

'Hey! I've just had a great idea! How about a light bulb...?'

"Wait -- I have an app that creates a napkin to write the contract terms on."

"You want to tell me that you've developed a time machine? And it really works? C'mon, you're kidding, Prof. Hashmich!"

"Well you know what they say, 'here today gone tomorrow', or in the case of tech start ups 'here today, gone shortly after lunch.'"

Crash Test Dummy trying out the stair lift.

"This is genius, Ted. We can't use it. Nobody will believe I thought of it."

"Intriguing concept. But next we'll have self-driving cars - and humans will be obsolete."

"Hey, I found some better ideas in the trash."

"There must be an app for this..."

'I got wheeljacked!'

"Actually, I worked my way up from ideas and you can too!"

"Has anyone else noticed that the efficiency experts seem a little robotic?"

"So, gentlemen.... By investing in this time vortex manipulator, we will be able to cross the bridges before we come to them."

" 'Obselete' means any software the company bought last year for multi-megabucks."

Nanotechnology (greatly magnified).

'Sorry, you're overqualified for this job.'

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

'I race around town and rescue people who lock their keys in the car!'

'It's a great plan, but we'll need a human being to be front man.'

With his first encounter w/ fire, Zook invents Liability Insurance.

"Poor thing must really need the money."

"I have a bad feeling about this!"