Idea Junkie Gifts

Brain storm

'Binge thinker'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

' A good idea '

Empty box of ideas

Bright idea

'I think I know what the problem is!'

And here's the office floor plan. The numbers indicate the recommended sequence in which to step on people on your way to the top.

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

Boom

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

Elevator Pitch

"Has anyone else noticed that the efficiency experts seem a little robotic?"

"Wait -- I have an app that creates a napkin to write the contract terms on."

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

'The next big thing is ultra nano.'

'Okay, let's go over this again: You tell me your great ideas, I repeat them back to you, then you tell me I have a great idea and I get all the credit for it!'

'I hunt and I gather. I invented multitasking.'

'If we can't come up with better ideas, at least we should have better excuses.'

"And they say it's the safest 500-P/E stock out there."

Businessman with two boxes: 'Innovate' and 'Out of Date'

Patents office.

Thought Cloud

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

'Sorry, you're overqualified for this job.'

"So, gentlemen.... By investing in this time vortex manipulator, we will be able to cross the bridges before we come to them."

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