Idea Junkie Gifts

Brain storm

'Binge thinker'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

' A good idea '

Empty box of ideas

Bright idea

'I think I know what the problem is!'

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

And here's the office floor plan. The numbers indicate the recommended sequence in which to step on people on your way to the top.

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

Boom

Elevator Pitch

"Has anyone else noticed that the efficiency experts seem a little robotic?"

"Wait -- I have an app that creates a napkin to write the contract terms on."

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

'The next big thing is ultra nano.'

'Okay, let's go over this again: You tell me your great ideas, I repeat them back to you, then you tell me I have a great idea and I get all the credit for it!'

'I hunt and I gather. I invented multitasking.'

"And they say it's the safest 500-P/E stock out there."

Patents office.

'If we can't come up with better ideas, at least we should have better excuses.'

Businessman with two boxes: 'Innovate' and 'Out of Date'

"This is genius, Ted. We can't use it. Nobody will believe I thought of it."

New Idea

'Sorry, you're overqualified for this job.'

New Ideas in Business.

"Actually, I worked my way up from ideas and you can too!"

"So, gentlemen.... By investing in this time vortex manipulator, we will be able to cross the bridges before we come to them."

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"