Idea Juggler Gifts

'We have to be more innovative but not in an out-of-the-box way.'

Think-Thunk

"Sometimes it's good just to have someone you can bounce heavy objects off."

"I, for one, do not enjoy these BYO agenda meetings."

Sitting man.

'I was so damn close to success when I created 'neckbook'.'

"We need you to think outside the box but INSIDE the bigger picture."

New Ideas in Business.

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

In/Out/These Things Happen.

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

'Well I like to think every cloud has a silver lining.'

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

Senior PGA Moment.

"I had considered hyphenating my last name, but now I'm leaning towards and underscore."

"How a cartoonist's mind works #3 in a series" "Cartoons you think of during the day and draw" "Cartoons you think of in the middle of the night and forget"

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

"The best laid plans of mice and men... differ materially in their objectives."

If you're a multiple personality could you spare an identity for an amnesiac?

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

Hopkin's for Clinic the Dyslexic

The Emeril Isle

"Okay, if that's all the finger pointing we have today, we can move on!"

"Maybe if your creativity had fewer outlets, it would come out of you with more force."

'He said he knows the letters but he doesn't know the words.'

Choose any combination of the words above to name your brilliant first novel.

"For your enjoyment: Please turn off electronic devices, close your eyes, and cover your ears."

"Now close your eyes and go to sleep or Daddy will read you more of his novel."

A statue of Mercury is defaced with a purse, stockings, a bra and lipstick.

'Did I put the recycling out?'

Short Term Memory Loss Support Group: 'Good evening. You're probably all wondering why you just walked into this room.'

The Basic Blueprint for 99% of Today's Conversations (or So it Seems)

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

"It just doesn't seem right. Ever since the new system upgrade nothing is where it used to be!"