Idea Juggler T-Shirts

'We have to be more innovative but not in an out-of-the-box way.'

Think-Thunk

"Sometimes it's good just to have someone you can bounce heavy objects off."

"I, for one, do not enjoy these BYO agenda meetings."

Sitting man.

'I was so damn close to success when I created 'neckbook'.'

"We need you to think outside the box but INSIDE the bigger picture."

New Ideas in Business.

In/Out/These Things Happen.

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

'Well I like to think every cloud has a silver lining.'

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

Senior PGA Moment.

"How a cartoonist's mind works #3 in a series" "Cartoons you think of during the day and draw" "Cartoons you think of in the middle of the night and forget"

"I had considered hyphenating my last name, but now I'm leaning towards and underscore."

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

Hopkin's for Clinic the Dyslexic

The Emeril Isle

If you're a multiple personality could you spare an identity for an amnesiac?

"The best laid plans of mice and men... differ materially in their objectives."

"Okay, if that's all the finger pointing we have today, we can move on!"

'He said he knows the letters but he doesn't know the words.'

"Maybe if your creativity had fewer outlets, it would come out of you with more force."

"Now close your eyes and go to sleep or Daddy will read you more of his novel."

"For your enjoyment: Please turn off electronic devices, close your eyes, and cover your ears."

A statue of Mercury is defaced with a purse, stockings, a bra and lipstick.

'Did I put the recycling out?'

Choose any combination of the words above to name your brilliant first novel.

The Basic Blueprint for 99% of Today's Conversations (or So it Seems)

"It just doesn't seem right. Ever since the new system upgrade nothing is where it used to be!"

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

The brain cell that was suppose to help me remember.

"No, you can't be a venture socialist, because they don't exist!"

"I think someone's been overfeeding The sacred Cow lately."