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'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"The meeting's at 10. I'll send you a copy of the agenda, the hidden agenda and your personal agenda."

"Okay, if that's all the finger pointing we have today, we can move on!"

'...We're playing 'hide the agenda'!'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

Can do...No can do

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

Late/Too Late.

"Don't worry about missing the meeting, Henshaw. We assigned all the actions to you."

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.'

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

"I think that might have been one deadline too many for Tim!"

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

"....how many kids have we got now?"

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

Deadline

'Dear, you know how I hate it when you bring your work home.'

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

Jason and the Aga notes,

"Do I have many meetings today?"

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

'A few messages came in during your lunch break.'

'You're reordering your priorities? -- Since when do you have priorities?'

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.