Agenda Wrangler T-Shirts

'Surely somebody must know why we're here?'

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

She - Interpreter - He.

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

Sulk Shows

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

"The good news is we've used up all our bad ideas."

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

'Duly noted. Now, shall we move on or does anyone else feel the need to have a conniption?'

"I fell in love with her. Then she mutated."

Counselor. It's annoying that he always has to have the second-to-last word

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

"Well, I've finished the project on time and on budget!" "That means I've given you too much time and too much money!"

"Legal and accounting were O.K. with it, but I had trouble getting it past archery."

"Marriage is driving me crazy and she's my designated driver!"

"Could you speak a little louder? I'm recording this."

Attack of the 65 - Inch Woman

'Thanks for throwing out your ideas, Perkson, but I have to throw them out too.'

'It's always about you isn't it, George? Wouldn't you like to hear about the terrible day I've had for a change?'

"Yay, we have an agenda for today's meeting!"

"My seven-year-old is a prince, but my forty-seven-year-old is a pain in the ass."

'Whenever he feels under attack, he calls for backup.'

Diplomacy

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

"Okay, if that's all the finger pointing we have today, we can move on!"

'Now that we all agree on the agenda, a show of hands on how many want to keep it hidden.'

"You always insist on having the last word!" "Sorry!"

"He's fluent in 24 computer languages and never says a bloody word to me."

"Of course I'm sorry for whatever it is I'm supposed to have done."

"If there's no further old business, we'll move along to new business."

"I, for one, do not enjoy these BYO agenda meetings."

"I can see right through him!"

"I handle chatty people for him."