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"Can I add just one more project to your workload?"

"What do you call an engineer without a degree?"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

The First Martian Dog.

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

"What did you download at school today?"

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

"The good news is we've used up all our bad ideas."

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

King kong 5 G.

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"Well, I've finished the project on time and on budget!" "That means I've given you too much time and too much money!"

'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.'

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

"Legal and accounting were O.K. with it, but I had trouble getting it past archery."

Cow Pilot.

Automation of Security

'Did you want me, boss?'

'Thanks for throwing out your ideas, Perkson, but I have to throw them out too.'

"Henceforth I don't want you to start any new projects without consulting Professor Frankfurter or myself!"

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

"I handle chatty people for him."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

'What worries me is what is going to replace automation.'

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

Fisherman get a good catch.

Zoom Rodeos

Two robots are playing table football.

'You CAN Pass The Turing Test!'

ROBOT EMPLOYMENT AGENCY, 'We don't have much on hand right now --how'd you like to be a Pez dispenser?'

Robot Costume