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"Legal and accounting were O.K. with it, but I had trouble getting it past archery."

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

She - Interpreter - He.

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

Sulk Shows

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

"The good news is we've used up all our bad ideas."

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

"I fell in love with her. Then she mutated."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.'

How Many It Takes

"Could you speak a little louder? I'm recording this."

"Marriage is driving me crazy and she's my designated driver!"

'No, go ahead and critique my mss. I'm always ok ... after the initial reaction.'

'There's no need for confusion. Part 935 of Mining Regulation 823, Section 323 in Article L clearly states . . . '

Why you must go to work

'I bet those are the accident reports.'

Attack of the 65 - Inch Woman

'Did you want me, boss?'

'Thanks for throwing out your ideas, Perkson, but I have to throw them out too.'

'A willingness to sacrifice yourself to bring 'peace and succor to the suffering' is all very well Mother Theresa but I don't think it makes up for your lack of knowledge of current hand sanitisation protocols.'

Diplomacy

'Whenever he feels under attack, he calls for backup.'

"My seven-year-old is a prince, but my forty-seven-year-old is a pain in the ass."

'It's always about you isn't it, George? Wouldn't you like to hear about the terrible day I've had for a change?'

"I just spoon-fed the media a pound of really old salmon."