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'No, go ahead and critique my mss. I'm always ok ... after the initial reaction.'

'I really crammed last night.'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.

Fishing 'Just what the Hell IS your problem lady??'

"Legal and accounting were O.K. with it, but I had trouble getting it past archery."

And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

You have 10 updates, 6 slow your PC down, 3 look very dodgy, 1 randomly changes all your PC settings!

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

'Did you want me, boss?'

Boss: '...Let's not forget who our customers are!' (It turns out they just have one left).

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

The Specimen Hunter

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

Fisherman get a good catch.

'If fish are brain food, how come they're dumb enough to get caught?'

"Can I add just one more project to your workload?"

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

That's it...It's official. It's now an art installation!

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

'Where do you see yourself not getting tenure in seven years?'

'Hi, Sweetie! I'd like you to meet my pier group.'

'You only caught one?'

"Wait a minute, that's my bar code" Product Identity Theft

'Wet flies, dry flies, they're all the same to me - help yourself.'

'Do you have this in a smaller size?' - 'Is she nuts! She's way too big for that size. She'll destroy it if she tries it on...but if I don't answer her soon she'll destroy me...'

Spiro & Pusho and the large fish.