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"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

She - Interpreter - He.

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

"The good news is we've used up all our bad ideas."

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

Sulk Shows

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

"I fell in love with her. Then she mutated."

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

Counselor. It's annoying that he always has to have the second-to-last word

Temporary and Permanent Writer's Block

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.'

"Rumour has it that you're after my job."

"Legal and accounting were O.K. with it, but I had trouble getting it past archery."

"Could you speak a little louder? I'm recording this."

"Marriage is driving me crazy and she's my designated driver!"

Attack of the 65 - Inch Woman

'Thanks for throwing out your ideas, Perkson, but I have to throw them out too.'

'Did you want me, boss?'

"My seven-year-old is a prince, but my forty-seven-year-old is a pain in the ass."

'Whenever he feels under attack, he calls for backup.'

'It's always about you isn't it, George? Wouldn't you like to hear about the terrible day I've had for a change?'

Diplomacy

'Because only men can believe than 1 inch equals a mile.'

"I need you to line up by attention span."

"He's fluent in 24 computer languages and never says a bloody word to me."

"You always insist on having the last word!" "Sorry!"

"Of course I'm sorry for whatever it is I'm supposed to have done."

"This'll test you - she just scraped your car while parking."

"I can see right through him!"