Attention Wrangler T-Shirts

"I need you to line up by attention span."

The Baby Walker

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

"Mom, can you come get me?"

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

Parenting Business Deals

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.'

The First Day Back

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

Quiet Time

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

Nanny with children on leash

'Did you want me, boss?'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

"Are you sure they don't include children?"

'You can always tell the pediatricians.'

"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

Kindergarten Primary School Teacher

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey - it's part of the aging process.'

'Sorry, Holly!'

"The Day Center called. They say your little girl is resisting arrest."

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"