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"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

'Europa isn't used to visitors. She'll calm down just as soon as you do dear.'

"Have you discovered what's making you so stressed?"

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

Fight or Flight

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

She - Interpreter - He.

That party went well.

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

A Hypochondriac's Worst Nightmare

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

Flu vaccine.

Sulk Shows

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

"I fell in love with her. Then she mutated."

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

Temporary and Permanent Writer's Block

Parenting Business Deals

"I'd like to be a shake-it-off kind of person, but I'm more of a cling-to-it-and-focus-on-it-until-it's-irrevocably-weaved-into-my-psyche sort of gal."