Anxiety Wrangler Gifts

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

'Europa isn't used to visitors. She'll calm down just as soon as you do dear.'

"Have you discovered what's making you so stressed?"

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

Fight or Flight

Pinocchio's Second Realization

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

That party went well.

She - Interpreter - He.

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

High Riders of the Old West

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"It's no good - I just can't do this without a brief and a deadline."

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

Flu vaccine.

A Hypochondriac's Worst Nightmare

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

Sulk Shows

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

"I fell in love with her. Then she mutated."

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Parenting Business Deals

Counselor. It's annoying that he always has to have the second-to-last word