Stress Wrangler Gifts

"Wait a minute - I know there's something we've forgotten to worry about."

'I enjoy sweating the small stuff. It adds to my fitness workout.'

'How come your hard days at the office are harder than anyone else's hard days at the office.'

'I've been feeling a little work related stress.'

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

'Rough day Principal Harris?'

Bull and a Matador attend an anger management class.

"Problems are only as real as you imagine them to be."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

Three gates of hell: marriage counseling, investments, company meetings

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

The Amazing Man-Spider

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

High Riders of the Old West

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'

Sales chart plummets into employees head.

Signs of Stress

'So, come back in fifteen minutes?...Twenty?'

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?"

Took On Too Much

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

"Sure I can make that deadline."

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

"I hate when she drags herself to work. Am I supposed to feel guilty?"