Stress Wrangler Gifts

"Wait a minute - I know there's something we've forgotten to worry about."

'I enjoy sweating the small stuff. It adds to my fitness workout.'

"It's no good - I just can't do this without a brief and a deadline."

'How come your hard days at the office are harder than anyone else's hard days at the office.'

'I've been feeling a little work related stress.'

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

'Rough day Principal Harris?'

Bull and a Matador attend an anger management class.

"Problems are only as real as you imagine them to be."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

Three gates of hell: marriage counseling, investments, company meetings

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

The Amazing Man-Spider

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

High Riders of the Old West

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'

Sales chart plummets into employees head.

'So, come back in fifteen minutes?...Twenty?'

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?"

Took On Too Much

Signs of Stress

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

'All right, Hargreaves, you've made your point clear.'

"Okay. . . so what's the bad news?"

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"