Stress Wrestler Gifts

"Our exit strategy is me having a nervous breakdown."

A paramedic-in-training's nightmares.

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

Three gates of hell: marriage counseling, investments, company meetings

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

The Amazing Man-Spider

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

'Now then - I just wanted to see how you handle pressure, Mr. Boyle.'

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

"I feel your pain."

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'

'I'm a bit pressed for time. Give me your one-minute elevator pitch.'

Sales chart plummets into employees head.

"It's no good - I just can't do this without a brief and a deadline."

"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?"

'So, come back in fifteen minutes?...Twenty?'

Signs of Stress

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

Took On Too Much

"Look! A dying brain cell! Maybe we should help!...."

'All right, Hargreaves, you've made your point clear.'

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

"Okay. . . so what's the bad news?"

"Sure I can make that deadline."

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

Workaholics Anonymous meeting: 'No one showed up. Everyone is working.'

Wrestling Our Inner Demons

Run, Mike, Run!

"I hate when she drags herself to work. Am I supposed to feel guilty?"