Stress Competitor Gifts

'Oh yeah? Well, Dr. Rose predicts that my inevitable stress-induced massive coronary will strike in half the time as yours.'

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Three gates of hell: marriage counseling, investments, company meetings

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

Fight or Flight

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

The rocket powered skiier

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

"Don't worry about missing the meeting, Henshaw. We assigned all the actions to you."

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

Ratminton

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?