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Janitor at a Music School

Musician sneezes and blows away musical notes.

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

New music conference

High Riders of the Old West

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.'

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

'I bet those are the accident reports.'

'Did you want me, boss?'

Musical Bicycle.

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

'Because only men can believe than 1 inch equals a mile.'

"I need you to line up by attention span."

Musician's Fishing Trip

Raccoons! Single file into the crate! Snake! Back in your hole! Crickets! Keep it down! Animal Control Freak.

An expletive of editors

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

First violinist has an 'MVP' sign on his chair

"Can I add just one more project to your workload?"

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

Christo's greatest challenge.

"C major 7, F major 7. . . and that's been the story of my life."

'I guess I never should have quit the rodeo'

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

My music gave me a grade of F sharp.

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

'Nothing to do? Why don't you read the refrigerator.'

'Sorry I'm late, I couldn't find my key'

Music shop

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