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"Gasp - new nicotine patch...new nicotine patch..."

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

Good Dentist ~ Bad Dentist

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'Did you want me, boss?'

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

'Well, well. You made more money last year than you did the year before -- You people never learn, do you?'

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

"Much of his cooking suffers from burn-out."

Burn All Your Garden Rubbish

Going to the pub with kids...

"Good news-- people are no longer calling your campaign quixotic."

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

Psychotic mood swing.

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

'Would you like to eat in the restaurant or dine outside on our Wasp-atorium?'

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

Christo's greatest challenge.

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

'When you put on a new nicotene patch you're supposed to take the old ones off!'

'For best results, squeeze from the bottom.'

"You must cut down on your smoking."

'Fifi's having problems with flatulence!'

'There you are - it works!'

"Change is creeping into our lives!"

Turkey...cold turkey.

Janitor at a Music School

'I'll only have one pack of nicotene patches this week. My mate's supposed to be getting me some cheaper ones from abroad.'

This is the tenth box of patches he's bought in the last two days!

'Excuse me while I rub the smoke out of my glass eye.'