Nicotine Wrangler T-Shirts

"Gasp - new nicotine patch...new nicotine patch..."

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

Good Dentist ~ Bad Dentist

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'Did you want me, boss?'

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

'Well, well. You made more money last year than you did the year before -- You people never learn, do you?'

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

Burn All Your Garden Rubbish

"Much of his cooking suffers from burn-out."

Raccoons! Single file into the crate! Snake! Back in your hole! Crickets! Keep it down! Animal Control Freak.

"Good news-- people are no longer calling your campaign quixotic."

Going to the pub with kids...

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

'Would you like to eat in the restaurant or dine outside on our Wasp-atorium?'

Christo's greatest challenge.

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

Psychotic mood swing.

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

'When you put on a new nicotene patch you're supposed to take the old ones off!'

'For best results, squeeze from the bottom.'

"You must cut down on your smoking."

"They're infantilizing us!"

'There you are - it works!'

'Fifi's having problems with flatulence!'

"Change is creeping into our lives!"

'I swear Ruby it's the laws one...'

Turkey...cold turkey.

Janitor at a Music School

No smoking initiative.

"Looks like we'll be walking today. The horses are staging a sit in."