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Check the brakes!

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

"What did you download at school today?"

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

King kong 5 G.

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

Cow Pilot.

Fish don't like worms.

Dissectum Paniculata

Automation of Security

'Did you want me, boss?'

"Henceforth I don't want you to start any new projects without consulting Professor Frankfurter or myself!"

Fish Feeding Frenzy

"What's it like, working with your hands?"

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"I handle chatty people for him."

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

'What worries me is what is going to replace automation.'

Two robots are playing table football.

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

'You CAN Pass The Turing Test!'

"Can I add just one more project to your workload?"

'Lose another wrench to that black hole that sucks up all tools the instant you drop it?'

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

Menace.