Wrench Wrangler Gifts

Check the brakes!

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

The First Martian Dog.

"What did you download at school today?"

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

King kong 5 G.

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

Dissectum Paniculata

Fish don't like worms.

Cow Pilot.

Automation of Security

'Did you want me, boss?'

"Henceforth I don't want you to start any new projects without consulting Professor Frankfurter or myself!"

Fish Feeding Frenzy

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

'What worries me is what is going to replace automation.'

Fisherman get a good catch.

Two robots are playing table football.

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"I handle chatty people for him."

"What's it like, working with your hands?"

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

'You CAN Pass The Turing Test!'

"Can I add just one more project to your workload?"

Robot Costume

'Hey buddy, it's supposed to be stand-UP comedy.'

ROBOT EMPLOYMENT AGENCY, 'We don't have much on hand right now --how'd you like to be a Pez dispenser?'

'Lose another wrench to that black hole that sucks up all tools the instant you drop it?'