Package Wrangler Gifts

'I guess I never should have quit the rodeo'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

Travelling

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

A trevor of trainspotters

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'Look honey! Our lost luggage found its way home all by itself!'

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.'

"Legal and accounting were O.K. with it, but I had trouble getting it past archery."

Fish don't like worms.

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

Dissectum Paniculata

'Did you want me, boss?'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

Fish Feeding Frenzy

'One ticket to wherever my luggage is going, please.'

Toastquest!

'Because only men can believe than 1 inch equals a mile.'

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

You want tech support. This is mockery and belittlement.

"I handle chatty people for him."

"Can I add just one more project to your workload?"

'Hey buddy, it's supposed to be stand-UP comedy.'

Christo's greatest challenge.

Menace.

'It's for you.'

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

"It's called investing! You give me your worm now, I eat half of it, feed the other half to the fish and, in a month, we share the fish 10/90 my way. . ."

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

Ernie got up on the wrong side of the garden bed again.