Baggage Wrangler Gifts

Excess Baggage: Sometimes, your plane ticket is the least expensive part of the trip.

'I'm wearing my two carry ons.'

'You're a day late, a dollar short, AND fifteen pounds overweight.'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Travelling

High Riders of the Old West

"I've outgrown my backpack."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

A trevor of trainspotters

'Look honey! Our lost luggage found its way home all by itself!'

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

'Did you want me, boss?'

'One ticket to wherever my luggage is going, please.'

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

Toastquest!

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

'Dang, we're losing a lot of strays.'

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

'I guess I never should have quit the rodeo'

Adult Education Evening Class: How to sort your rubbish.

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

"Anytime you need a sherpa, you can't find one."

'Take the camera and record the stockholders' revolt. If I can turn the situation around, it will be a milestone in my career and part of the folklore of my leadership.'

"Looks like we'll be walking today. The horses are staging a sit in."

"Oh, stop your frettin'"

'Well, it's about time you two came home.'

Astronaut notices sign on alien planet for lost luggage.

'Farming over a toxic waste dump does cut herbicide and pesticide uses and costs.'

'No this isn't hell, but it's close. I supervise recycling and rubbish collection for Islington.'

This one rolls a smidgen better....

"You were supposed to take it to be repaired today."

"I warn you, I came prepared for road rage."