Baggage Wrangler Mugs

Excess Baggage: Sometimes, your plane ticket is the least expensive part of the trip.

'I'm wearing my two carry ons.'

'You're a day late, a dollar short, AND fifteen pounds overweight.'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Travelling

High Riders of the Old West

"I've outgrown my backpack."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

A trevor of trainspotters

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'Look honey! Our lost luggage found its way home all by itself!'

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

'Did you want me, boss?'

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

'One ticket to wherever my luggage is going, please.'

Toastquest!

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

'I guess I never should have quit the rodeo'

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

Adult Education Evening Class: How to sort your rubbish.

'Dang, we're losing a lot of strays.'

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

"Anytime you need a sherpa, you can't find one."

'Take the camera and record the stockholders' revolt. If I can turn the situation around, it will be a milestone in my career and part of the folklore of my leadership.'

Ray Little did not last long as Tiger Woods' Caddy...

"Looks like we'll be walking today. The horses are staging a sit in."

"Oh, stop your frettin'"

Astronaut notices sign on alien planet for lost luggage.

'Well, it's about time you two came home.'

"You were supposed to take it to be repaired today."

'Farming over a toxic waste dump does cut herbicide and pesticide uses and costs.'

'No this isn't hell, but it's close. I supervise recycling and rubbish collection for Islington.'

This one rolls a smidgen better....