Baggage Warrior Gifts

Human Culls: People who drag wheelie bags with no regard for other people in their path.

The fate of the emigrant

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

"Would it kill you to compost?"

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

We need an eco project that actually changes things. Ha! Good luck. Eco-club. Hey! We cut the school's use of plastic bottles 50% from last fall. Ahem. This year I feel 50% guiltier.

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

Recycle or ruin the planet?

Recycling Depot - Magazines, Newspapers, Free CDs, books, 8 page pull-outs and other promotions

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

"Good news, sir – your carry-on has been upgraded to business class."

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

We're polishing our brand.

NYC Department of Sanitation

Emotional Baggage Handler

"So one day all our homes will be completely powered by rubbish. Just like that guy."

Message in a Plastic Bottle

'We don't charge you any extra, but we will hate you,'

Man comes through luggage collection conveyor belt at the airport.

It sounds like you have a lot of baggage. Yes, but it's all Louis Vuitton! Menu.

Excess Baggage: Meanwhile, back at baggage handlers university...

'Tell you what -- just make EVERYTHING biodegradable, okay?'

"One day, this will all be yours. But right now, I need you down in the warehouse."

Baggage Arrivals - Lone suitcase, woman crying 'Oh Darling! It's been so long...'

Urban Compost Heap.