Baggage Warrior Gifts

Human Culls: People who drag wheelie bags with no regard for other people in their path.

The fate of the emigrant

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

"Would it kill you to compost?"

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

Recycle or ruin the planet?

We're polishing our brand.

Recycling Depot - Magazines, Newspapers, Free CDs, books, 8 page pull-outs and other promotions

NYC Department of Sanitation

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

"Good news, sir – your carry-on has been upgraded to business class."

Emotional Baggage Handler

Message in a Plastic Bottle

"So one day all our homes will be completely powered by rubbish. Just like that guy."

Excess Baggage: Meanwhile, back at baggage handlers university...

'We don't charge you any extra, but we will hate you,'

'Tell you what -- just make EVERYTHING biodegradable, okay?'

Man comes through luggage collection conveyor belt at the airport.

"One day, this will all be yours. But right now, I need you down in the warehouse."

Baggage Arrivals - Lone suitcase, woman crying 'Oh Darling! It's been so long...'

Urban Compost Heap.

Raining Cell Phones.