Baggage Buff Gifts

Ladies and gentlemen, the bombardier has turned on the 'go-pick-up-your-luggage-off-of-the-tarmac' sign...

Man comes through luggage collection conveyor belt at the airport.

The fate of the emigrant

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

'Watch what you admit to. He once tried to fine one of my clients for looking a gift horse in the mouth.'

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

"Good news, sir – your carry-on has been upgraded to business class."

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

Auto-Pilot.

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

Last painting of a dog for 200 yd

'We don't charge you any extra, but we will hate you,'

Oar-tobahn.

'Does your phone have a scanner thingy? I've got a barcode on my butt if you want my number.'

'Ms. Haskell, as we transition to paperless, do you think I should carry a briefcase or laptop...or both?'

Man and dog with QR-code heads.

"What kind of mileage do you get?"

'This HS2 brief is the kind of work I live for!'

Self Checkout

'I'm only doing pro-bono cases until I can find some well-paying anti-bono cases.'

"Anytime you need a sherpa, you can't find one."

"The last one to The Four Seasons picks up the check."

Of course it's filled with my old skins, it's my shed.

'I'll show you what's in mine if you'll show me what's in yours.'

Cab drivers exchange insults after bumping into each other.

Koala school bus