Baggage Buff Gifts

Ladies and gentlemen, the bombardier has turned on the 'go-pick-up-your-luggage-off-of-the-tarmac' sign...

Man comes through luggage collection conveyor belt at the airport.

The fate of the emigrant

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

'Watch what you admit to. He once tried to fine one of my clients for looking a gift horse in the mouth.'

Happy Tots Day Care.

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

"Good news, sir – your carry-on has been upgraded to business class."

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

Auto-Pilot.

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

Last painting of a dog for 200 yd

'Does your phone have a scanner thingy? I've got a barcode on my butt if you want my number.'

It sounds like you have a lot of baggage. Yes, but it's all Louis Vuitton! Menu.

'Ms. Haskell, as we transition to paperless, do you think I should carry a briefcase or laptop...or both?'

Oar-tobahn.

'We don't charge you any extra, but we will hate you,'

Man and dog with QR-code heads.

'This HS2 brief is the kind of work I live for!'

"What kind of mileage do you get?"

Where Processed Beef Comes From

'I'm only doing pro-bono cases until I can find some well-paying anti-bono cases.'

Self Checkout

"Anytime you need a sherpa, you can't find one."

"The last one to The Four Seasons picks up the check."

Of course it's filled with my old skins, it's my shed.

Bus. Routes. Time used to be on my side, now it's at my back and pushing.

'I'll show you what's in mine if you'll show me what's in yours.'