Baggage Banterer Gifts

"Good news, sir – your carry-on has been upgraded to business class."

Left Luggage/Right Luggage

The fate of the emigrant

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

'Well, maybe upteen zillion was too general a cost estimate.'

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

Emotional Baggage Handler

'We don't charge you any extra, but we will hate you,'

Man comes through luggage collection conveyor belt at the airport.

It sounds like you have a lot of baggage. Yes, but it's all Louis Vuitton! Menu.

Excess Baggage: Meanwhile, back at baggage handlers university...

Airplanes have to limit the noise pollution at landing

"Bono is nice, and Bono cares, but I really dig Barry Manilow."

"Now that we can talk, we have to have meetings."

'And here you can see one of the incredible boring amusement park rides that were so beloved in the 20th century.'

'He's determined to go where his bags go!'

'It's $15 to check a bag and $25 if you want it to arrive at your destination.'

"Anytime you need a sherpa, you can't find one."

Shot Putting Competition, "He used to be a baggage handler at Heathrow."

'The kids in the barnyard called me a 'turkey'!'

"Experience? I was an on-line financial analyst for nearly an hour."

Airport: Luggage left unattended will be sold to the highest bidder.

I don't like the looks of this airline.

'Well, it's about time you two came home.'

'This could get tricky, sir — your luggage accidentally went to Ralph Nader!'

Yeah, but I hear she lays a mean Scotch egg.