Baggage Battlers Gifts

'It's $15 to check a bag and $25 if you want it to arrive at your destination.'

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

'Ooops! My mistake. That was the yearly budget estimate, no the monthly estimate.'

Run, Mike, Run!

GPs could be forced to switch IT systems onto new NHS digital contract

"Good news, sir – your carry-on has been upgraded to business class."

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

'...now pour the mixture into a baking dish...'

It sounds like you have a lot of baggage. Yes, but it's all Louis Vuitton! Menu.

Gas Bill

'We don't charge you any extra, but we will hate you,'

Man is attacked by barcodes.

Welcome,dear, to the Garden of Weedin.

"Anytime you need a sherpa, you can't find one."

'Will you marry me and help bear my burden?'

'I worry that Henderson's becoming too well entrenched.'

"It's not the grant we expected, but it's better than a kick in the pants."

'It's reading Health and Safety Regulations that makes me sick!'

Hell for cashiers.

Toy soldiers - War on drugs, War on binge drinking, Combat obesity, etc.

"We have way too much micro-managing around here."

I don't like the looks of this airline.

"Sir, we are asking for $579 billion and 37 cents. How can you say our requests are too vague?"

"Great job, Johnson! The budget changed last month. We need you to redo the whole thing."

"You look sufficiently armoured for this afternoon's meeting."

"I'm not kidding, Phil! You really ARE the poster child for middle-aged, disillusioned and down-hearted businessmen everywhere!"

'You're a day late, a dollar short, AND fifteen pounds overweight.'

The future of warfare.

'The bad news is that your monthly payment will be $24,089.23. The good news is that it will never increase.'

GP Recruitment Quota Lottery

Department of Redundancy

The planned obsolescence blues

Left Luggage/Right Luggage