Urban Battlers Gifts

Run, Mike, Run!

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

See you at Charing Cross!

She Persisted (But it was a Weekend)

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

'...now pour the mixture into a baking dish...'

Big Burgers.

Gymnast's Commute

"It's a victory garden. And the weeds have won."

"For all the years I've worked here you've had it in for me...so will you get off my case."

Welcome,dear, to the Garden of Weedin.

'I call this exercise 'Urban Aerobics'

Lakeonia National Park: Car parking and park area.

'It's $15 to check a bag and $25 if you want it to arrive at your destination.'

'I worry that Henderson's becoming too well entrenched.'

"I'm sorry-this is literally my first rodeo."

Parking? I don't think so.

Street Football

Toy soldiers - War on drugs, War on binge drinking, Combat obesity, etc.

"Have you SEEN what an angry slug can do to a delphinium?"

"Don't worry. . . they will find us. . . we're still in the backyard. . . I just didn't cut the grass. . ."

"It's a mug's game!"

"We have way too much micro-managing around here."

"You look sufficiently armoured for this afternoon's meeting."

"I'm not kidding, Phil! You really ARE the poster child for middle-aged, disillusioned and down-hearted businessmen everywhere!"

The future of warfare.

Builder adjusting a wall.

Getting in shape (or not)

"Off to start your own company in the same business as ours...no, we don't mind at all."

'HEYYY! That's new CARPET,you JERK!!' - Life in the fast lane.

Witness the power of this fully operational battle station

"Tell me straight, doctor, how many more takeover battles do I have left in me?"