Domestic Battlers Gifts

'How many of our spouses has this maniac taken?? We end the reign of terror today!!'

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'Ooops! My mistake. That was the yearly budget estimate, no the monthly estimate.'

Run, Mike, Run!

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

'...now pour the mixture into a baking dish...'

fish in a bottle...

Your Country Needs MOO!

"It's a victory garden. And the weeds have won."

"OK, honey, if I make this one, we blow off Delia's recital."

Gas Bill

Woman in hospital: Pick up a leaflet, Pick up a bug.

"Synchronized sitting"

Heat and Food Poisoning

Welcome,dear, to the Garden of Weedin.

"For all the years I've worked here you've had it in for me...so will you get off my case."

How many times do I have to remind you to empty your pockets before doing laundry?

"Don't worry. . . they will find us. . . we're still in the backyard. . . I just didn't cut the grass. . ."

'It wouldn't work out Evan. I'm Microsoft Internet Explorer, and you're Google Web Browser.'

"It's a mug's game!"

"Sir, we are asking for $579 billion and 37 cents. How can you say our requests are too vague?"

"Great job, Johnson! The budget changed last month. We need you to redo the whole thing."

"Can you give me about 5 minutes? I'm about to beat this level!"

"I'm not 'coercing' anyone. I'm just explaining what you must do to avoid going to hell."

Joe's Bar: "Forget Her" Hour, 5-8.

There's nothing like a good workout!

Builder adjusting a wall.

Milton applies for a job as a video game tester.

Witness the power of this fully operational battle station

'She says I'm the neighbor from hell?! Just tell her to keep her bloody dog quiet.'

'Let's face it Frank, you just don't have a green thumb.'

'I'd sort of like to simplify my life myself, but I resent the government doing it!'