Browser Battlers Gifts

'It wouldn't work out Evan. I'm Microsoft Internet Explorer, and you're Google Web Browser.'

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

'Word has it that you have an ulcer, Tomkins. Nice going! You'll find an extra 20 bucks in your paycheck.'

'...now pour the mixture into a baking dish...'

Painter's Duel.

'It's one of those viruses that corrupt every damn thing.'

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

Heat and Food Poisoning

Welcome,dear, to the Garden of Weedin.

Handbags at dawn. A typical bout of fisticuffs on the rugby pitch.

"Who should I call first: 911 or technical support?"

'Because I paid ten bucks for that lure, that's why.'

'I don't have the patience for this problem.'

"Have you SEEN what an angry slug can do to a delphinium?"

"It's a mug's game!"

'I'm going to have to rethink that 'knowledge is power' theory.'

Milton applies for a job as a video game tester.

"Can you give me about 5 minutes? I'm about to beat this level!"

Builder adjusting a wall.

Internot - No broadband in your area.

'OK, here we go. In order to pinpoint the cause of violence in sports...'

'Hold it, Harris I've decided to retire this morning!'

Decoy hamper

Witness the power of this fully operational battle station

War of the Supermarkets

'I told you not to get too close while checking his back molars!'

"I've got two teenage daughters and only one bathroom! This is the only way I can take a shower!"

'How many of our spouses has this maniac taken?? We end the reign of terror today!!'