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Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

'Budget cuts have forced us to drop our day-care program. I've contacted your mother to come and pick you up.'

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

Fries and kids

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

"All I have left to cut is my lunch money."

'Not only can I not find the middle class tax cut, I can't find the middle class.'

"I've run every test known to man, and it turns out you're allergic to medical bills."

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

fish in a bottle...

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

'Strong wind from the west tonight.'

"When even the abominable snowman has had enough, its time for us to turn back."

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

"It's a victory garden. And the weeds have won."

Fiscal Cliff Dwellers.

Woman in hospital: Pick up a leaflet, Pick up a bug.

Cat wakes up owner demanding to be fed.

Heat and Food Poisoning

"For all the years I've worked here you've had it in for me...so will you get off my case."

buck stops here-taxes...mine

"Good news! The White House has agreed to negotiate with us on that $400 mil in cuts!" "What do you have to give up next time... the other arm or a leg...?"

"To describe our budget shortfall as a 'Black Hole' is both simplistic and inaccurate."

A sleeping couple

Stadium usher of the month.

I'm not overweight , I just have a heavy management infrastructure.

Mr. Winter blast returns.

'I was aiming at mama but she ducked faster than you.'

Directions for walker across several hills.

'So how have the cuts affected you?'

"If the board cuts our budget any more, I'm going to have to start stealing the kids' lunch money."

"...And thanks to our new budget, class sizes are a low 40:1 ratio!"