Brainy Battler Gifts

'I'm going to have to rethink that 'knowledge is power' theory.'

DumbbellsSmartbells.

Dog training

Child lifting alphabet blocks.

'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST

Poetry debate

Out of Focus Group

'A fight has broken out between Dr. Who fans and Star Trek fans. No hurry, the likelihood of anyone getting hurt is very small.'

Learning.

"For all the years I've worked here you've had it in for me...so will you get off my case."

'But when you decided to go into psychology didn't you REALIZE that you'd be ‘surrounded by idiots'?'

'Enforcing the publish or perish rule, Dean McWit?'

"There's gotta be something profound in here...."

Directions for walker across several hills.

"Why do you have to be so smart? You'd be more popular if you acted normal."

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

Miss America IQ pageant.

In too deep

"Let's combine forces and use your brain to help me get my car!"

"You realize, of course, that this means war."

Milton applies for a job as a video game tester.

"Can you give me about 5 minutes? I'm about to beat this level!"

Normal brain - active, dozing, asleep, distracted

Boxer

Internot - No broadband in your area.

'She says I'm the neighbor from hell?! Just tell her to keep her bloody dog quiet.'

Albert Einstein, in his later years, was unable to figure out why, if he was so smart and so famous, he wasn't rich.

Witness the power of this fully operational battle station

Foley Doo Doo.

"This is Evelyn Higgins. She did math without a calculator."

"Papi, can someone be too smart for their own good?"

How the mind of a golf ball works.