Brainy Trainer Gifts

Dog training

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

DumbbellsSmartbells.

Child finding school too hard.

Nervous Student

'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST

"Don't worry they're all part of my team."

(I'm afraid someone is going to expose me as a phony, a fraud, … A complete charlatan.) (Uh, oh! He's on to me!)

"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"

Cutting down the Brain

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

Stock Market Psychology: 'Buy with the leftside of your brain, sell with the rightside!'

'I think you need to work on your frontal lobes.'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

"There's gotta be something profound in here...."

'First, developing your brain! There's enough time for feelings later!'

Memory Clinic - Old What's His Name, Director.

'We got lucky. We could have ended up with cosmetics testing!'

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

"Why do you have to be so smart? You'd be more popular if you acted normal."

"So, what makes you think I'm a therapist?"

'Honestly, dear, brains again?'

'He taught me how to fetch, heel and roll over. And I taught him all he needs to know about cats.'

'But, somehow, sudoku baffles me.'

Miss America IQ pageant.

Brain Training

They're brothers. One is very intelligent. The other is a baseball pitcher who constantly cheats. They both have a lot on the ball!

In the physiology depat. Professor Rickman was known as being one lobe short of a limbic system.

Pub quiz night.

'I'm going to have to rethink that 'knowledge is power' theory.'

"So here we see how Covid-19 is also damaging the brain."

Normal brain - active, dozing, asleep, distracted

Umbrella.

"You can do it. Just pretend there's a squirrel on the bed."

From tab A to tab B.