Brainy Band Gifts

"Don't worry they're all part of my team."

"Is it that bad?"

'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'

Man embarrassed by a schoolboy's superior knowledge of Greek

"My therapist plays with my brain."

Dog training

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

Nervous Student

Child lifting alphabet blocks.

'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

Lost and Profound.

(I'm afraid someone is going to expose me as a phony, a fraud, … A complete charlatan.) (Uh, oh! He's on to me!)

Turning off the thinking lightbulb at home time.

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

Doctor with pump: 'Hold on a second while I inflate his ego.'

'I think he is a composer.'

"So you're saying if I wasn't so smart, I'd have more friends?"

Brain Exercise Video: "Okay, think...and stop...and think, and stop! Stay with me now! Think harder! Feel that burn!"

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

Bird watcher sees bird looking back with binoculars.

Psychology: Module 1 . . . . Attention span.

'The infrared reading is negative: It's only a scarecrow... Let's go...'

'But when you decided to go into psychology didn't you REALIZE that you'd be ‘surrounded by idiots'?'

'You're in denial.'

"There's gotta be something profound in here...."

"Matsuzaka has an ERA of 3.88, yet Francona’s starting Schilling. Doesn’t that seem counterintuitive to you?"

Ralph Waldo Emerson

"So, what makes you think I'm a therapist?"

'Honestly, dear, brains again?'

Annual Amnesia Convention

In the physiology depat. Professor Rickman was known as being one lobe short of a limbic system.

They're brothers. One is very intelligent. The other is a baseball pitcher who constantly cheats. They both have a lot on the ball!

'Always looking in the wrong place phobia.'

Miss America IQ pageant.