Brainy Band Prints

"Don't worry they're all part of my team."

Man embarrassed by a schoolboy's superior knowledge of Greek

"My therapist plays with my brain."

Dog training

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

Child lifting alphabet blocks.

Nervous Student

'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

Lost and Profound.

(I'm afraid someone is going to expose me as a phony, a fraud, … A complete charlatan.) (Uh, oh! He's on to me!)

Turning off the thinking lightbulb at home time.

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

Doctor with pump: 'Hold on a second while I inflate his ego.'

'I think he is a composer.'

"So you're saying if I wasn't so smart, I'd have more friends?"

Brain Exercise Video: "Okay, think...and stop...and think, and stop! Stay with me now! Think harder! Feel that burn!"

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

Bird watcher sees bird looking back with binoculars.

'But when you decided to go into psychology didn't you REALIZE that you'd be ‘surrounded by idiots'?'

'The infrared reading is negative: It's only a scarecrow... Let's go...'

Psychology: Module 1 . . . . Attention span.

'You're in denial.'

"There's gotta be something profound in here...."

Ralph Waldo Emerson

"So, what makes you think I'm a therapist?"

"Matsuzaka has an ERA of 3.88, yet Francona’s starting Schilling. Doesn’t that seem counterintuitive to you?"

'Honestly, dear, brains again?'

Annual Amnesia Convention

Miss America IQ pageant.

'Always looking in the wrong place phobia.'

In the physiology depat. Professor Rickman was known as being one lobe short of a limbic system.