Brainy Artist Prints

'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST

"Is it that bad?"

Man embarrassed by a schoolboy's superior knowledge of Greek

"My therapist plays with my brain."

Dog training

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

Nervous Student

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

Lost and Profound.

"Don't worry they're all part of my team."

Turning off the thinking lightbulb at home time.

Doctor with pump: 'Hold on a second while I inflate his ego.'

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"

"So you're saying if I wasn't so smart, I'd have more friends?"

Cutting down the Brain

Brain Exercise Video: "Okay, think...and stop...and think, and stop! Stay with me now! Think harder! Feel that burn!"

Stock Market Psychology: 'Buy with the leftside of your brain, sell with the rightside!'

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

'You're in denial.'

'Apparently all my creative juices have seeped into the left side of my brain.'

Dr.Phil McGraw

"There's gotta be something profound in here...."

Well yes, I'm quite clever: I have over twenty patents to my name...

"Why do you have to be so smart? You'd be more popular if you acted normal."

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

"So, what makes you think I'm a therapist?"

Annual Amnesia Convention

They're brothers. One is very intelligent. The other is a baseball pitcher who constantly cheats. They both have a lot on the ball!

In the physiology depat. Professor Rickman was known as being one lobe short of a limbic system.

Einstein.

I'm the computer expert you advertised for.

Umbrella.

"There she is...Melinda Alvarez...the smartest girl in the third grade."