Brainy Golfer Gifts

How the mind of a golf ball works.

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Nervous Student

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

The most probable explanation to the mind of a sixteen year old tennis star

Cutting down the Brain

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

A Lovely Afternoon of Crazy Golf

"It's a special golf bag for beginners - It has a built-in GPS."

"There's gotta be something profound in here...."

"So, what makes you think I'm a therapist?"

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

Too many beers at lunch?

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

"Why do you have to be so smart? You'd be more popular if you acted normal."

'I knew it! Come back here!'

Miss America IQ pageant.

They're brothers. One is very intelligent. The other is a baseball pitcher who constantly cheats. They both have a lot on the ball!

"So he pulls out a 1 iorn, see? I say to him. Bob I says, not even God can hit a 1 iron. Then, there was a flash of light and boom!"

In the physiology depat. Professor Rickman was known as being one lobe short of a limbic system.

Using Science In Fashion Design

Though a bit cumbersome, Les Hinmon's personal GPS dramatically improved his game.

"Don't worry about John. He just went to a hypnotist to improve his game."

The 19th hole

"So here we see how Covid-19 is also damaging the brain."

'You told me to address the ball, so I did!'

Umbrella.

'Data on distance, ball velocity in conjunction with wind strength being assessed...'

'I'm going to have to rethink that 'knowledge is power' theory.'