Brainy Golfer Gifts

How the mind of a golf ball works.

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Nervous Student

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

The most probable explanation to the mind of a sixteen year old tennis star

"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

Cutting down the Brain

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

"It's a special golf bag for beginners - It has a built-in GPS."

A Lovely Afternoon of Crazy Golf

"There's gotta be something profound in here...."

"Why do you have to be so smart? You'd be more popular if you acted normal."

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

"So, what makes you think I'm a therapist?"

Too many beers at lunch?

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

'I knew it! Come back here!'

Miss America IQ pageant.

In the physiology depat. Professor Rickman was known as being one lobe short of a limbic system.

"So he pulls out a 1 iorn, see? I say to him. Bob I says, not even God can hit a 1 iron. Then, there was a flash of light and boom!"

Using Science In Fashion Design

"Don't worry about John. He just went to a hypnotist to improve his game."

'Data on distance, ball velocity in conjunction with wind strength being assessed...'

'This is a satellite directional guide to line up the perfect putt!'

The 19th hole

Umbrella.

'You told me to address the ball, so I did!'

'Every Sunday I thank God that I'm an atheist!'

"So here we see how Covid-19 is also damaging the brain."