Virtual Battlers Gifts

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

Second lifeReal life.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

'Our gymnasium is being repaired so we played sports games on our computers.'

Run, Mike, Run!

Indoor Football

fish in a bottle...

"No, playing fantasy football doesn't count as exercise. No wonder you pulled a muscle getting up on the table."

'...now pour the mixture into a baking dish...'

'You've been on that Video Game all Day. Go outside and play.'

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'

Play Ball!

Handbags at dawn. A typical bout of fisticuffs on the rugby pitch.

"For all the years I've worked here you've had it in for me...so will you get off my case."

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Park? I'm stuck. Dr. Noodle. I'm paralyzed. I'm not making any progress. Honestly, I'm lost in the trees. I've lost sight of my goals. My health units are low. Units? Unseen enemies are everywhere. I can't sleep. I'm not eating. You're not making sense. Who am I kidding? You're right. The truth? Fine, I admit it. I can't get past level 5!!! I don't do video game counseling. If my mom loved me more, I'd be able to find more ammo.

Welcome,dear, to the Garden of Weedin.

MLB 2020

'...but what else am I supposed to do between 9 and 5 on a weekday?'

Teleworking had many advantages but colin missed the opportunity to stand around the watercooler discussing success stories.

"My eyes ache, that's enough zoom meetings and screentime for today."

"I don't care if it is the most realistic World War II simulator game, I still refuse to salute you."

conversing using table tennis technology

'It wouldn't work out Evan. I'm Microsoft Internet Explorer, and you're Google Web Browser.'

"I get lot's of exercise, computer football, computer cricket and computer rugby."

'Of course this game is educational; how else could I prepare for a zombie apocalypse.'

"It's a mug's game!"

The gaming world.

"Couldn't I be doing this online?"

'This is the most realistic sports game ever! It has all the players and coaches and even a bail bondsman to get them out of jail.'

"I just don't think someone who's never won an arm-wrestling match in his life has any business engaging in combat."