Virtual Warrior Gifts

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'

Teleworking and face to face work

'Of course this game is educational; how else could I prepare for a zombie apocalypse.'

"My eyes ache, that's enough zoom meetings and screentime for today."

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

Bullets coming out of a tv screen

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

"Dude...I don't think this kinda battle has a reset button."

"I don't care if it is the most realistic World War II simulator game, I still refuse to salute you."

Game Over: Man Beaten Up By A Computer

You're telling me a big army of bad guys invaded Iraq and undid the whole last decade? Pretty much. Does that mean all our troops will come back to life? Pretty sure it doesn't.

Computer Game Director.

The AdRams Family no.26 - Netheads beware

'This is nothing like the video games I love.'

'I told my mom we're going to take part in war games and she sent my old game controllers.'

'That sure is a realistic war game. It comes complete with cost over runs. Here's the 3rd bill for it.'

"I just don't think someone who's never won an arm-wrestling match in his life has any business engaging in combat."

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Park? I'm stuck. Dr. Noodle. I'm paralyzed. I'm not making any progress. Honestly, I'm lost in the trees. I've lost sight of my goals. My health units are low. Units? Unseen enemies are everywhere. I can't sleep. I'm not eating. You're not making sense. Who am I kidding? You're right. The truth? Fine, I admit it. I can't get past level 5!!! I don't do video game counseling. If my mom loved me more, I'd be able to find more ammo.

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

Disease Management

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Covid Variants

Second lifeReal life.

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

THUMBS UP FOR THE NEW YEAR!

Aedes and Coronavirus perfect storm

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

'Our gymnasium is being repaired so we played sports games on our computers.'

'Ready or not, here I come!'

Indoor Football

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

"Are you working on a vaccine for Covid-19?"