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Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

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"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

"You can't see a grief counselor just because you got a 'B'."

Knights' Status Report: Rusted out, Metal fatigue, Popped rivets, Bad welds, Squeaky hinges, Dents and dings.

"I didn't know you could do worse than an F. When did they start handing out poop emojis?"

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' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

"Camera not working."

"Sure I know what it adds up to. It adds up to another 'C' for Eddie Goldbeck."

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

'Instead of a black belt, some of our older students, like Mr. Mertz here, prefer the black suspenders.'

"He's joined a whatsapp group for fans of Matt Hancock's Whatsapp messages."

"I have a right to disagree! You can't force me to use logic."

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

"I see you didn't purchase ANY leg room"

"Now hold on just a minute! Salad - fine! Chick flix - fine! But I draw the line on video games!"

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'

Early Resentment Towards Yuppies.

"Remote teaching isn't good for torturing a substitute. For that you need a live audience."

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Park? I'm stuck. Dr. Noodle. I'm paralyzed. I'm not making any progress. Honestly, I'm lost in the trees. I've lost sight of my goals. My health units are low. Units? Unseen enemies are everywhere. I can't sleep. I'm not eating. You're not making sense. Who am I kidding? You're right. The truth? Fine, I admit it. I can't get past level 5!!! I don't do video game counseling. If my mom loved me more, I'd be able to find more ammo.

"Oh, I'm okay. This is just my resting zoom face."

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"But having less legroom puts you closer to your screen."