Grade Warrior Gifts

"You can't see a grief counselor just because you got a 'B'."

'...and it's up to each candidate to select what he or she thinks is the least incorrect answer.'

"First you said 'Don't bring home a bad report card', Then you ask to see it. Make up your mind."

'You'd think a Humanities professor would be more lenient in her grading.'

"I didn't know you could do worse than an F. When did they start handing out poop emojis?"

"I'm just saying B's are okay."

''C-minus'? †Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

'I'd give that teacher a piece of my mind if I could spare it.'

'The teacher gave me a 'B' for coloring outside the lines. At this rate, I'll never get into Harvard!'

"Sure I know what it adds up to. It adds up to another 'C' for Eddie Goldbeck."

"I'm flunking math and I don't think my science teacher likes me. Sometimes I feel like such a loser."

"This isn't going to look good on my website."

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

Exam

Good luck with all the revision...

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

Mod Kwan Doh

"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."

"If something that doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, then I should be Atlas!"

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

"I don't care what job you want, Bagshaw, for God's sake dress for the job you have!"

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

Too big to fail

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

"My Tia Carmen keeps this shrine..."

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.