
Early Resentment Towards Yuppies.
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Early Resentment Towards Yuppies.
"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."
Bureaucrats held up by the workers.
"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."
"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."
"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"
"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"
"If something that doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, then I should be Atlas!"
Chicken soup for the adjunct professors soul
"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."
Professor McWit, Didn't Publish, So Perished.
"Ted doesn't test well."
'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'
Too much homework: kid with two backpacks.
Examiners.
Cocoa. Make it a double. Sure, Myles. Coming up. Here ya go. Double today; everything okay? Oh yeah, sure. What's not okay about realizing 3rd grade means a whole bunch of homework and Sally Anne Peters wanting to talk about feelings? Tell me all this weirdness ends soon. Triple on the house.
'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).
"I'm not going to shoot the messenger, but I'm also not going to renew his grant."
"You can't see a grief counselor just because you got a 'B'."
HOMEWORK: It's a dirty job but somebody's got to do it!!!
Knights' Status Report: Rusted out, Metal fatigue, Popped rivets, Bad welds, Squeaky hinges, Dents and dings.
"I didn't know you could do worse than an F. When did they start handing out poop emojis?"
Graduating students asking for cash donations.
"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"
'I'll pause for your moans and groans.'
Final Exams Tip
Information Macht Frei
"Sure I know what it adds up to. It adds up to another 'C' for Eddie Goldbeck."
"Man! I haven't slept at all since school started!"
'Instead of a black belt, some of our older students, like Mr. Mertz here, prefer the black suspenders.'
'If I keep bringing diseases home from school, maybe I shouldn't go to school.'
"I see you didn't purchase ANY leg room"
Beat me, kick me, make me do story problems.
Truth In Education
"'C' isn't EITHER the new 'A'!"
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