Class Warriors Gifts

Early Resentment Towards Yuppies.

"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

Chicken soup for the adjunct professors soul

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

"If something that doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, then I should be Atlas!"

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

Professor McWit, Didn't Publish, So Perished.

Too much homework: kid with two backpacks.

Examiners.

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

"Ted doesn't test well."

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).

"I'm not going to shoot the messenger, but I'm also not going to renew his grant."

"You can't see a grief counselor just because you got a 'B'."

HOMEWORK: It's a dirty job but somebody's got to do it!!!

"I didn't know you could do worse than an F. When did they start handing out poop emojis?"

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

"Sure I know what it adds up to. It adds up to another 'C' for Eddie Goldbeck."

Final Exams Tip

'I'll pause for your moans and groans.'

"Man! I haven't slept at all since school started!"

'Instead of a black belt, some of our older students, like Mr. Mertz here, prefer the black suspenders.'

'If I keep bringing diseases home from school, maybe I shouldn't go to school.'

Beat me, kick me, make me do story problems.

"I see you didn't purchase ANY leg room"

'I'm not enjoying my childhood, I'm dealing with it.'

"You know you're in trouble when you stop praying for the answers and start begging."

"'C' isn't EITHER the new 'A'!"

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